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zoloftzantac's word of the day


taken from "The Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce


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Word of the day:



Epitaph, n. An inscription on a tomb, showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

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Word of the day archive



A


Accident, n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws.

Alliance, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

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B


Bait, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

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C


Childhood, n. The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -- two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Critic, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.


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D


Debaucee, n. One who has so earnestly pursued pleasure that he has had the misfortune to overtake it.

Disobedience, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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E


Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

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F


Felon, n. A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

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G


Generous, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

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H


Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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I


Impartial, adj. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.

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J


Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

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K


Koran, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.

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L


Lawyer, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

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M


Magnificent, adj. Having a grandeur or splendor superior to that to which the spectator is accustomed, as the ears of an ass, to a rabbit, or the glory of a glowworm, to a maggot.

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N


Neighbor, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

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O


Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

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P


Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

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Q


Quill, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence.

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R


Rational, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

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S


Self-Esteem, n. An erroneous appraisement.

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T


Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.


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U


Ugliness, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

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V


Vanity, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

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W


Wedding, n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

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X


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Y


Year, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

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Z


Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.

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2006-06-07 [imdaonlyone010]: ummmm........ Do your really get this bored .... LOL you get a dictonary and look up words LOL your a trip...But your still awsome !!!

2006-06-07 [zoloftzantac]: heh, did you notice that everyone of these definitions is a joke :p

2006-06-07 [kittykittykitty]: I particularly like the definition for D....

2006-06-07 [kittykittykitty]: This can be a fun game: I'll try and guess what you will choose for tomorrow ^__^"

2006-06-07 [imdaonlyone010]: O_o No i didn't know LOL I didn't really look at the words i just saw it had definations soo LOL shows you how well kids pay attion in school huh !! NICE !!

2006-06-08 [Viperess]: Laughing those are great

2006-06-08 [kittykittykitty]: ahahahahahaha ^_^ (sorry, G is just funny)

2006-06-08 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: cool whiki [zoloftzantac]

2006-06-09 [zoloftzantac]: thanks, it's fun for me too ^__^

2006-06-09 [Viperess]: H could be so much fun

2006-06-09 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: your so sweet [zoloftzantac]

2006-06-10 [imdaonlyone010]: LOL funny funny i love the loughing lol your funny @(*\/*)@ lol my face is soo cute

2006-06-12 [kittykittykitty]: I should have better luck guessing J... there are less definitions ;)

2006-06-13 [zoloftzantac]: Did you guess that one? I bet you can guess K also :)

2006-06-13 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: thats nice any way i have j because i hooked up my friend with my ex

2006-06-13 [kittykittykitty]: zz: Yay! One point for me! :P

2006-06-13 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: thats cool

2006-06-21 [kittykittykitty]: <3

2006-06-21 [BlindGuardian]: *10 points for the Nighbour definition*

2006-06-21 [zoloftzantac]: haha, I love that one :) [~*Astarte*~] picked it out, so she gets the points ;)

2006-06-21 [Viperess]: *blinks* how do you know my neighbor?

2006-06-23 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: ok

2006-06-23 [zoloftzantac]: most of them are good, this is a way for me to read all of them by getting myself to read one whole leter per day and then I pick my favorite of the moment

2006-06-26 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: thats cool

2006-06-26 [zoloftzantac]: hahaha, not so quitely tho [~*Astarte*~] :p Everyone who watches the page got the notice both from your change and your comment, thanks for your help :p The definition for politics is one of my favorites from the whole book ^_^

2006-06-26 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: ok

2006-06-26 [zoloftzantac]: huh?

2006-06-26 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: and i'm lost in all of this

2006-06-26 [zoloftzantac]: when did you get lost?

2006-06-27 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: in the beging

2006-06-28 [zoloftzantac]: hmm ... I guess I missed the begging *is now also lost*

2006-06-28 [Viperess]: Oh now I can not wait to see if you can possiably beat Q.

2006-06-28 [Psycho ShadowBlood]: sorry thats my fault

2006-06-28 [kittykittykitty]: XD *is very lost too*

2006-07-03 [DARSH]: :'( i been reading this for so long and i dont understand anytiing

2006-07-03 [kittykittykitty]: awwwwww *pets [DARSH]*

2006-07-04 [Nytefox]: i think this is awesome....(awaits for more words)

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: I believe [~*Astarte*~] forgot what a big smart ass I can be ;)

2006-07-05 [Viperess]: And I would want to be rational why?

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: to avoid the risk of becoming irrational? :p

2006-07-05 [Viperess]: *thinks* okay good point I guess....but still... ;b

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: and then many of us do find comfort in more common delusions like faith, TV and vodka ;)

2006-07-05 [Viperess]: Sure would love some more vodka, I mean...O.o

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: 'S' is very nice..good job ZZ

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: I like it too, but I can't take credit for any more then picking them out, they were all written by Ambrose Bierce back in 1911, it is a gem of a book if you can find a copy ^_^

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: Well your doing good picking. Hummm is this gonna be deleted too? Maybe I should not speak *looks around*

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: I hate deleteing comments, I have been deleting them in the forum lately, but only when there is an un-ending string of very short messages // was up // nm u? // nm u? // nm really // ok // cool // yeah // yep // cool // so was up? // and on and on and on, now I delete those after a few

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: well last two places poor [kittykittykitty] and I have said anything it disappears...gggrrrrrrrr, oh well sorry about their luck if they don't want anyone to have fun..and speaking of fun, some of those words could be most fun ^_^

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: *laughs* "T" could be very interesting

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: There are so many great "T" words, I might have to pick two ^_^

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: hummm wonder what two it will be ;b

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: :O When it gets to the end of the alphabet are you going to go back to A?

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: I don't think I will, maybe I'll have a random word at the top and then I'll put it where it belongs when I add a new random word :)

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: So you won't have to worry about running out of words for X and Z :)

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: there are enough Z words, but I never noticed the "X" section before ...

2006-07-07 [Nytefox]: I appologize.....my mind is in the gutter there....(><!)

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: :O I should have checked there were no X words..... I wouldn't challenge him to make any up, either ;)

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: *Watches to see what he will come up with*

2006-07-07 [gods2armys]: man hey man umm yea for t do um. let me think uhh how about TRIANGLE :P

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: huh? are you making up your own words? then you need to make up a definition also :)

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: I have the feeling you are going to eather go with something totally insane with 'T' or with something totally ZZish

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: "...something totally insane with 'T' or with something totally ZZish"  Isn't that the same thing? :P

2006-07-07 [Viperess]: *laughs* your right...it so the same thing ;b

2006-07-08 [Viperess]: @.@ Only ZZ would have picked that one. I have to agree though...LOL

2006-07-08 [gods2armys]: how about? this one. ummm. crap i dont know that many U words

2006-07-09 [Dead Inside.]: Underwear. I am so bad...

2006-07-09 [gods2armys]: this will work for a word

2006-07-09 [gods2armys]: Undecided, now all i need is the deffinition

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: Just make it up :) Undecided: Unable to determine which is the lesser of two evils.

2006-07-09 [Viperess]: Underneath: where one sometimes is ^_^

2006-07-09 [Nytefox]: hehe......i really like that last one [Viperess]!

2006-07-09 [Viperess]: ^_^ thanks

2006-07-10 [dead body man]: zoloftzantac you're a fucking nigger, and/or someone who has human shit for skin

2006-07-10 [Viperess]: WTF...are you crazy or just totally f-ing insane

2006-07-10 [Viperess]: Oh disregard that, just a kid who will never be half the man ZZ is.

2006-07-10 [gods2armys]: omg dude if [zoloftzantac] finds out you said that about him, he will kill you and probly boot you from the server. and if i was him now you would be permanantly kicked out. :@

2006-07-10 [Viperess]: Have to so agree with ya, some people are just to stupid for words

2006-07-10 [gods2armys]: yea the punk ass that said that. oh i cant wait till hes screwed for that one ;)

2006-07-10 [zoloftzantac]: *yawn* Racism is so tired, actually I am pretty amussed that you think I would be insulted to be called dark skinned ... you realize of course that when you insult someone you end up saying a lot more about yourself than the person you insult. As for the racist content of your posting, saying that kind of thing was enough for me to ban your brother, any more of that and I will ban you also.

2006-07-10 [kittykittykitty]: Odd choice of target, really :) One would need to be pretty intent on being banned to make racist comments on a wiki belonging to a guard // Hey, I have been away for three days and there has only been two additions to the page :P

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: heh, I'm slacking on "U" I'll just pick one and get on with it ;)

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: [gods2armys]: I have to remove your entry, we can put our own definitions here in the comments, but the main wiki is reserved for the difinitions written by Ambrose Bierce back in 1911 // Undecided, n. An acount of not knowing the best way to kill a ghost or how to get the ship into the little bottle, or even the best way to get to to the store three blocks down, you can walk, ride a bike, or drive a car.

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: "U" wasn't very PC of Mr. Bierce, and maybe a bit sexist also, but it still made me laugh harder than most. I would have left it like this if I were he. // Ugliness, n. A gift of the gods, entailing virtue without humility. // I didn't get it at first ;)

2006-07-11 [Viperess]: O.o I would say he hit it just right with the 'U'

2006-07-11 [Viperess]: On the same scope 'V' could be vain. U made me the of the old song "Your so Vain"

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: How about Vanity? hahaha

2006-07-11 [Viperess]: Totally perfect. "Your so vanity I bet you think this song is about you" hummm okay close enough

2006-07-12 [Viperess]: @.@ hummmm okay

2006-07-12 [gods2armys]: i want Y to be sometinhg but i cant think at all :(

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: Yoni, n. My happy place ;)

2006-07-12 [Viperess]: but of course, he can play all the cares of the day away

2006-07-12 [gods2armys]: i wanna play with my PS2 to let my cares away oh wait i cant. i forgot its in the back room :( damnit i wish i had a tv in front of me to *EVIL EYE LOOK*

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: huh? Are you thinking of Yanni? I'm talking about something else .... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni

2006-07-12 [gods2armys]: yes dude that has a great deffinitian LOo use it

2006-07-12 [kittykittykitty]: "Yoni, n. My happy place ;)" ........ haha, I thought you were going for the literal meaning when you said that, but it doesn't look like it by the link you provided. Pervert :P

2006-07-12 [Viperess]: Holy hello...okay yea my way bad...yep your happy place..LMAO

2006-07-25 [Viperess]: LOL..Z is a good one ZZ

2006-07-25 [Viperess]: It does have a certain ..ummm discriptive flair for elfpack

2006-12-08 [~*Astarte*~]: [zoloftzantac]... Could it possibly be time to start a new round of definitions? *Thinks to herself, "Yes! Yes! Yes!"*

2006-12-15 [gods2armys]: hmmm how about making a new line of fasion. ok [zoloftzantac] can you dance to ?

2006-12-19 [gods2armys]: come on damnit i wanna see one for the letter X :(

2006-12-19 [zoloftzantac]: I would have to make it up myself, because Ambrose Bierce never gave a definition for a word that started with "X"

How about Xenophile?

2006-12-19 [gods2armys]: ummmm ???? ok that would work but lets try and see what another one might be like to use ???if not we can use that one

2006-12-19 [zoloftzantac]: huh? that word kicks mad ass, what one would you like better?

2006-12-20 [~*Astarte*~]: xenophile, n. A person infatuated with foreign people and culture.

xenophile, n. A person very interested in celebrating people's differences.

Very cool!

2006-12-20 [gods2armys]: heres one i found callled *XENOGRAFT*  a graft obtained from a member of one species and transplanted to a member of another species

2006-12-20 [gods2armys]: now that is sick and call all at once :)

2007-01-29 [~*Astarte*~]: epitaph... thanks for the morning smile :)

2007-01-31 [~*Astarte*~]: What?! No new word for today?! *gasps* I am shocked! :p

2007-02-01 [zoloftzantac]: uhh .. well, these words are just too good to have for just one day *makes shifty eyes*

2007-02-01 [~*Astarte*~]: Shifty eyes, eh? I'll be a *good* girl and will practice the art of being patient...

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